Introducing: The Peach

There are lots of reasons to join online dating sites: peer pressure, desire to date, urge to find an easy lay, a humorous way to laugh at single people desperately uploading bathroom mirror photos of themselves awkwardly wet and with nauseating profile summaries that display grammar and punctuation that should make a second grader get held back a year… sadly, my desire is to find Mr. Right, get married, and breed. I’m THAT girl on the Starting at Single site; the one who is looking for mushy love that will last forever.

I'm also the closet borderline sex addict who would love to jump on anything for a good orgasm. Animal, mineral, vegetable... anything. But I get attached when I sleep with someone, and I want to make sure the next person I get attached to I might be able to keep. It's like being a noble volunteer at an animal shelter and really caring about all the pets, but I'm ready to take one of these animals home. I might not always sound romantic through the sarcasm and laughter, but I'd really like to find someone who I can't imagine living without. To deal with daily stress and thwart my sexual frustration, I've taken up running. Right now, I'm running 10-12 miles a week. I'm The Peach, and I'm on a mission to find love.