(We don't know where we'll end up ... but we're all starting at single.)

Monday, September 24, 2012

Oh Honey, No: "Recently, recently single. A little shell-shocked."

Welcome to your first installment of "Oh honey, no".

Today's inspiration was so sadly inspiring that he started this idea in just a moment. And I have more to come from the past couple of months, but this one, indeed, takes the cake. This guy "chose" me (meaning he rated me highly) and, out of curiosity, I viewed his page. And oh honeyyyy no. Just no.

May I please repeat, dearest men now in their late 20s/30s: NO WOMAN (worth having) WANTS TO BE YOUR MOTHER.


Honey, no. I hope for the sake of your balls, you learn to find them again - first figuring out how to pull yourself up off the ground. We've all been there; we don't want to be there with you. Go offline, love: Your self-respect is somewhere there.

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