(We don't know where we'll end up ... but we're all starting at single.)

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Contributions: The Playstation

Today I have an announcement. Today we are adding a ginger-haired gem to our coterie. She is relative and fellow "intimating" female of The Window Shopper (hi there.).

This tall beauty will be adding a new dimension to the blog in that she is 1. Still in college and 2. Out northwest in Minneapolis. Her input should should give us a little more perspective on online dating outside of the District (and inside of college).

Without further adue, allow me to introduce you to our first contributor:

The Playstation: (Female, 21, Pre-med student - experienced online dater)



Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.  
You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.


1 comment:

  1. Here I am! Thanks for the lovely introduction, WS. I'll post something as soon as I find some spare time. I've definitely got some charming gents to share stories about...

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